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And already I must fight my old nemesis... JAMES HORNER! YOU SELF PLAGIARIZING FUCK! #monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

Like.... you, you know "Them" is available on Tubi, right? Along with movies like "The Deadly Mantis" and, heck, even just "The War Of The Worlds", and a zillion other movies that don't involve children being creeped on or topless enslaved women being beaten, right? There are even '80s movies with plot and production values and good writing and characterization that are *still* easily riffable, believe it or not.#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress1984

This is quite literally the shittiest Monsterdon weekend I've ever experienced. All joke-y "please vote for Sting Of Death" forbearance aside, I'm begging you people to have at least a passing understanding of just how offensive the shit you're voting for is before you, you know, vote for it. IMDB and DoesTheDogDie are RIGHT THERE. There's "haha this is terrible" bad and then there's "Gamergate jerks off to this" bad #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress1984

@strangefour@retro.pizza Battle Beyond the Stars Space Raiders Krull - maybe #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

I award #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom 4 out of 5 technicolor fireballs. It was terrible and made no sense, but it was also extremely cheesy and strange, which is why we are here at #monsterdon dot internet. The best character was the evil queen, who sadly was vaporized anti-climatically. I should have docked a point for that, but it is too late now. The worst character was Kor, whom about half of the movie depended on and perhaps needed a different brand of performance to make it convincing.

The gnome finally made it. And is the little fanged dude frionds with Gulfax now? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

I'm sorry, I was taking a drink and missed the evil dude's demise. Totally. Happened that fast. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

"Bat Creature" in the credits. And yeah, he's friends with Gulfax at the end. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Big thanks to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for finding this gem. Real summer drive-in material. No smoking, no coffee. Mostly bloodless with one zombie decapitation as a treat. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Oh yeah, the flying lion was from the 1982 film Sorceress, also from Corman. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@combatwombat@hachyderm.io two melodies and one oscar for each of them, the oscars are a mistake #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

SHUT UP HORNER #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

HORNER. IT'S OVER. YOU CAN STOP NOW. PLEASE GOD STOP. #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@combatwombat@hachyderm.io where are the aqua-bats when we need some space bees because you need some space bees #monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@jadebees@sunny.garden Right!! LOL #Monsterdon 🧙🏾 🤺 #WizardsoftheLostKingdom

And there we have it, a film entirely produced based on the Cliff notes of Joseph Campbell’s “The Hero with a Thousand Faces” crossed with a random grab-bag of D&D encounters. Somebody mentioned that there’s a sequel. We will inevitably vote for it in hopes that it includes a scene from Kor’s cyclops honeymoon. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

I would say I'm relieved that's over but I'm not sure it ever began. #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom had all the narrative coherence of a five year telling a bedtime story. Fortunately this five year old was incredibly goofy and silly. Thanks, #Monsterdon !

@xerozohar@retro.pizza It really depends on your tastes If it helps, I am sorely tempted to add this to my DVD collection, exclusively for the purpose of melting people's brains #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Both #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom and #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress have Maria Socas in them. #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature