Me: That was pretty bad.
@starkraving666@jorts.horse: I don't know why we sat through both of them.
Me: Eventually, it was just out of spite
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Maybe Sorceress is solar powered and needs to keep her skin exposed to as much light as possible? or something?
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oh man somehow the bad guy got the good sword when I dozed off because of the stupid again
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That poor girl is gonna get sunburnt
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They must've skimped on costuming for the women so they could spend more on quality writing and directing.
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"Pick it up."
Suddenly it's a Ska band?
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Replying to
@kshernandez@me.dm I think Carradine's agent said "I don't care as long as I get my 10%."
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Is this where he got his favorite kink?
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"Sit beside me and we'll speak."
Sit on my lap and we can speak more softly.
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My mom: "Carradine was really in his element in this kind of movie."
Me: "I think he felt he was most in his element with a belt around his neck and his dick in his hand."
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Why's David's skirt slit to the hip? And his legs are so silky!
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That's a lot of chocolate coins
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I don't know if they movie is going to be any less dumb.
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ok but why the strippers on the poles?
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I wonder why they named him Cain in this? Because of Kung Fu?
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What's David Carradine doing here? Just hanging around?
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Both #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom and #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress have Maria Socas in them.
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Special effects crew: DICK WOOD
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Got back from my absolutely-not-my-job P0 all-hands freak-out-and-shake-it-all-about on-call page just in time to see the last 5 seconds and the credit roll.
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