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Tak... Szybko idzie, bo krótkie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQz6jDMbpGU #Art #Artist #animation #animacja #Politics #Parody #Lucifer #Lucyfer #Krita

Amazon Resilience Pineapple automatically detects failure patterns across your distributed workloads and applies targeted, spiky pressure to underperforming dependencies until they either recover or are removed from the load balancer — a process AWS documentation refers to as "natural toughening." Each Pineapple unit supports up to 10,000 resilience checks per second, with cross-region replication available in us-east-1 and us-east-1 (the second one is different), and the fibrous core retention layer is managed by AWS, meaning you own the data, the encryption keys, the IAM policies, the retry logic, and the underlying conceptual architecture of what resilience means to your organization. Resilience Pineapple is free for the first 500 toughening events per month, after which you are billed per enzyme at $0.000023 per invocation plus a $94 monthly Pineapple Core Retention Fee that applies even when the service is idle, which it will not be. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

AWS Catapult for Retail is a fully managed projectile-trajectory commerce acceleration service that launches your retail workloads toward customers at maximum velocity, with launch angle, payload weight, and arc optimization handled automatically across all three Availability Zones in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes 1,000 launches per month, after which you are billed per launch, per arc-degree of correction, per kilogram of payload, and for the landing zone, which is a separate regional endpoint priced in a currency AWS will determine at press time. IAM permissions are required to configure both the catapult and the thing being catapulted, and these are different permissions. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

Amazon Mega Resilience Umbrella automatically extends protective coverage across your multi-region architecture by spanning up to 99.999% of failure scenarios, though like any umbrella, it inverts completely in winds exceeding a single Availability Zone outage, at which point AWS recommends purchasing a second umbrella. Coverage radius scales dynamically with your workload and is billed per square meter of protection per millisecond, with diameter expansion events charged separately as an Umbrella Deployment Unit at $0.0000023 each, which is very reasonable until you have 40 billion of them. The Free Tier includes one umbrella per account per month, provided the account was created before the umbrella was announced, you are not in us-east-1, and the umbrella is closed. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

Amazon Interactive Furnace for ServiceNow continuously burns through your existing ITSM workflows at temperatures up to 1,400 degrees Celsius, converting legacy ticket data into a fully managed ash of structured JSON events that can be routed to any of the seventeen supported downstream services, six of which are generally available. The Furnace maintains a precise and adjustable heat output calibrated to your organizational change management processes, though provisioned thermal capacity is billed per BTU-hour whether or not combustion occurs, and cross-region heat transfer is charged at standard data transfer rates plus a Furnace Handling Fee that will appear on your bill under a category called Other. The Free Tier includes 750 hours of pilot-light mode per month for the first twelve months, during which the Furnace is on but not actively burning anything, which is also true of several comparable services you are already paying for. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

Amazon Agentic Analytics Pickle enhances your existing data workflows by complementing up to 6 other AWS analytics services simultaneously, provided those services are correctly tagged, deployed in the same region, and connected via an IAM role with a trust policy you will write mostly by feel. The Free Tier includes 10,000 complementary pairings per month, after which each pairing is billed at $0.0023, plus $0.0019 per agent reasoning token, plus standard data transfer rates, plus a $94 monthly brine storage fee for state persistence that is listed as optional but is not. Currently available in us-east-1, with additional regions planned for a future date that will be announced at re:Invent and then quietly updated to mean the following re:Invent. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

AWS Hamster is a fully managed wheel-spinning service that continuously rotates your workloads through up to 11 redundant execution cycles per second, ensuring your compute never actually stops moving or arrives anywhere. The Free Tier includes one hamster per account with up to 500 spins per month, after which each additional rotation is billed at $0.0000023, which sounds reasonable until you learn that a standard web application idles at approximately 40 million spins per hour. IAM policies for cross-account hamster federation are configured separately and are, per our documentation, left as an exercise for the reader. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

#alternatefridaymusic #parody Obviously Tenacious D! Here is a live little bit of them covering Wicked Game by Chris Isaak. But runner up to that newish music from them is Tribute from their first album. Jack Black's flavor of ridiculous (and insanely talented) is a gift to humanity. Tenacious D - Wicked Game

#AlternateFridayMusic#Parody “Guerilla Radio” - Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine

#AlternateFridayMusic #Parody A parody of rock stars. I've seen this so many times, and I still laugh out loud. This Is Spinal Tap (1984) Stonehenge and The Druids https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rFcjBA_39No #SpinalTap #ThisIsSpinalTap1984

#AlternateFridayMusic #Parody A parody of rock stars. I've seen this many times, and I still laugh out loud. This Is Spinal Tap (1984) Stonehenge and The Druids

#AlternateFridayMusic#Parody Parody of Queen's Tie Your Mother Down Apologetix - Try Another Town

Bart Baker - Uptown Funk! Parody https://youtu.be/sNK2qwx99Hc #Parody #AlternateFridayMusic

#AlternateFridayMusic prompt today is #Parody A Kids in the Hall classic! Bruce McCulloch - The Daves I Know

#AlternateFridayMusic#Parody Senor Coconut and his Orchestra Smoke on the Water

Dance time for #alternateFridayMusic 🎉 and the cue this week is: #parody This Molvanian entry for Eurovision may have been disqualified but it lives on forever in our hearts and on our dancefloors: Zlad! - Elektronik Supersonik The Cold War never ended but lives on in this melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric. Grab your cosmic guitars: 🎶 Hey baby ride with me away We doesn't have much time My blue jeans is tight So onto my love rocket climb Inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love Above us, there is nothing above but the stars, above 🎶 @dgar@aus.social  @electric_gumball@mastodon.social @Bishopjoey@writing.exchange @fc@universeodon.com #ausMusic 4/4

It's #alternateFridayMusic and the cue is #parody...

#AlternateFridayMusic The cue is #Parody Cause I've been playin' guitar now for 14 years I got music in me comin' out my ears But you ought to know that fact is I'm this good because I practice No my talent ain't as big as it appears And still I see you gettin' all warm and runny from my guitar and the way my fingers burn Martin Mull (featuring Glen Campbell) - Licks Off Of Records

It's #alternateFridayMusic and the cue is #parody... So much Weird Al and Alan Sherman to choose from and I may post some later. But we're gonna start with Titanic, sElf's parody of The Pixies' Gigantic... https://youtu.be/f9lqhlYX-oE (I'd never seen the album cover before and it's super weird that the photo was taken on the WTC's observation deck.)

And since no one has invoked the pope of this medium, I'd better. Weird Al Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus https://youtu.be/79QxturUolo #alternatefridaymusic #parody