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Good morning Melbourne (and Sydney)! A shoutout to our friends up north who today are retiring the K sets with a final public farewell run. The last service will operate Central to Hornsby before terminating at Olympic Park. https://www.transport.nsw.gov.au/news-and-events/media-releases/k-set-to-make-final-timetabled-passenger-run-before-retirement #MetroTrains
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Daylight Saving Time starts tomorrow. A reminder to turn your Myki forward at 2am. Or back at 2am. Better yet, shove your Myki up your arse at 2am. #MetroTrains
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Due to the increasing cost of diesel all Myki fares will incur a $1 fuel surcharge from tomorrow. Yes, our trains are fully electric, however we still feel justified in adding the diesel surcharge. Thank you for your co-operation in this matter. #MetroTrains
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Throwback Thursday! This Peter J Vincent pic shows Frankston Station as it appeared in the late 1970s. We're not sure if the gates in the foreground were part of the level crossing or there to help keep the local bogans out. Probably the latter. #MetroTrains #ThrowbackThursday
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Heading to PAX this weekend? Taking a train to Southern Cross is a cheap & efficient alternative to driving, and only a short walk from the venue. Bonus: there’s a Woolworths on the concourse for quick and easy purchase of deodorant. #MetroTrains
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Good morning Melbourne! The Cranbourne and Pakenham lines are suspended between Oakleigh and Dandenong due to vandalism. We’ve provided a limited bus replacement service. You’ll need to get a spot on board Hunger Games style. Good luck! #MetroTrains
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Throwback Thursday! (a day late) This June 1977 Peter J Vincent pic shows a parcel van crossing Greville St in Prahran. Things have changed significantly since. For example, the person on the left is now much older or perhaps even dead. #MetroTrains #ThrowbackThursday
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Metro 5.40pm Update: Minor delays on the Hurstbridge, Mernda and Pakenham lines this evening due to it being Friday and we thought t would be a fun way to finish off the week. #MetroTrains
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Suspension - Sunbury Line Buses are replacing trains between Sunshine and Watergardens due to vandalism, or as we prefer to call it, an unapproved infrastructure alteration initiative. #MetroTrains
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Found on Reddit. Someone’s getting a talking to from their boss. #MetroTrains
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Metro 5.35pm Update: Major delays and cancellations across multiple lines this afternoon. We hope this causes a great deal of inconvenience to all those impacted. #MetroTrains
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Throwback Thursday! These 1990 Dave Richards pics show a freight derailment at Melbourne Yard which destroyed a shunter's cabin. This was quite convenient as the employee wellness program at the time aimed to ensure staff spent less time inside. #MetroTrains #ThrowbackThursday
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Metro 5.40pm Update: Minor delays on several lines this afternoon, otherwise all lines running a good service. However, we've got some major delays and lengthy suspensions/bus replacements planned for next week. Have a good weekend, cunts! #MetroTrains
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Metro 5.40pm Update: Minor delays on the Alamein, Belgrave and Lilydale lines this evening because - despite us having done this for years - we’re just not very good at running a train network. #MetroTrains
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Throwback Thursday! This May 1973 PROV pic shows City Loop construction, a project started by the Bolte government. This is when the Liberals actually supported building transport infrastructure, unlike the dopey cow currently leading the party. #MetroTrains #ThrowbackThursday
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Due to the Melbourne Cup tomorrow, a reminder our train services will be delayed, cancelled and otherwise shitfucked according to a public holiday timetable. #MetroTrains
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Is it me, or does every YouTuber who wants to shout 'I've Used the Vision Pro!' do so with the exact same video thumbnail of a Photoshop image on their shocked face? Enough already!
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Anybody want a #Bluesky invite to see why I prefer life over here on Mastodon ;-). Preference given to fellow Fosstodon folks…
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@sprocket next one I get is yours.
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Me, stalking an increasingly panicked cute fuzzy raccoon at the park. Husband: No! We have cute fuzzy creatures at home!
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I've seen enough shows where the character experiencing the supernatural thinks they're going crazy to know I'd be a terrible therapist. Yes, I think maybe you ARE being hunted by vampires or are possessed by the spirit of a 12th century crime-fighting witch
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@superball oh good. looking up psychology programs now
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I think I could get into the art of warcraft if we're talking knitted bombs, embroidered uniforms, and hand-painted intelligence reports
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I've had lockjaw since 1992 so that's why I'm so good at Pearl Jam karaoke
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TIL giving birth burns less than 1000 calories-- this is bullshit!