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JdeBP @JdeBP@mastodon.scot
· 4mo ago
Replying to
  1. #CountBinface has already declared (as of 15:19 BST today) as a unity candidate.

https://mastodon.scot/@JdeBP/116880095978834495

The only people left to state a position, as I write this, are the Greens and any other potential unity candidate such as #CarolVorderman.

It's daft to split a 'unity' vote.

Yes, the Count is satirical, whereas Vorderman would be serious. But that brings me on to point 2.

#ClactonOnSea #UKPolitics #NigelFarage

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JdeBP (@JdeBP@mastodon.scot)

If you've only been giving this peripheral attention, note that the CUP, the LCP, and RestoreBritainLtd have all said that they won't field a candidate, whereas at 15:19 BST today @CountBinface@mastodon.world announced in Another Place: > Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house. > > Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it. > > Leave him to me. #NigelF

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JdeBP @JdeBP@mastodon.scot
· 4mo ago
Replying to
  1. #CountBinface would be a far less depressing loss than #CarolVorderman would be if #NigelFarage won.

There's a significant chance that Farage will win, given #ClactonOnSea's past record. Beating Vorderman, whom they hate, would be a feather in #ReformUKLtd's cap.

But they couldn't crow about sticking it to 'the establishment' when they only beat a comedian in a bin; who, moreover, has 9 years of practice turning election losses into pointed sound bites. c.f. Makerfield!

#UKPolitics

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JdeBP @JdeBP@mastodon.scot
· 4mo ago
Replying to
  1. #CountBinface running would spur the political commentators into remembering when #NigelFarage ran against John Bercow over another little matter of houses, and faced John Stevens's dolphin named Flipper.

It's Silly Season, remember.

#CarolVorderman & the others need only to step back and let the journalists, desperate for stories, gorge themselves on Farage versus Binface; which will just make Farage look even worse, especially if xe gets cross on camera again.

#ClactonOnSea #UKPolitics

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Adam Dalliance :palestinepoppy: @pre@boing.world
· 3mo ago
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Deadline to file as a candidate for Clacton passed, and full list of candidates announced. I heard a rumour that Farage failed to file in time, but that seems not to be true. Twenty independents, Three candidates from the Monster Raving Loony party, a bunch of small parties, and the two fore-runners: Nigel Farage and Count Binface Thirty Four candidates at an election is a British record. One clear unity candidate. Every vote for the Count counts! https://www.tendringdc.gov.uk/news/clacton-voters-to-choose-next-mp-as-by-election-candidates-confirmed #clacton #countBinface #farage
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Record number of candidates confirmed as Clacton voters prepare to choose next MP

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Will Berard 🫳🎤🫶 @MrBerard@mastodon.acm.org
· 3mo ago
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Fellow denizens of the United Kingdoms, I will be in Clacton for results night on 13 Aug. If Binface gets in, I want to be able to say I was there. This sounds like the kind of pointless trip some of y'all would be well into, so let's connect! Please boost this for visibility, and why not join us witness a key moment of postmodern British politics where a cartoonishly ridiculous gets elected MP. If he can beat Binface, that is #UKPol #Clacton #Binface4Clacton #CountBinface
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HarriettMB @HarriettMB@toot.wales
· 3mo ago
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@NEBylines@mastodon.social #CountBinface for the win. It will make the biggest fool of #Farage imaginable. In actual fact, the Count’s policies are more attainable and make far more sense than anything Farage has said or done since being elected MP. Meanwhile the police, revenue and fraud investigations into Nigel’s money continues…… even if the parliamentary one is paused.
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Adam Dalliance :palestinepoppy: @pre@boing.world
· 3mo ago
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Richard Herring re-releasing his Binface interview from about a year ago in honour of the by-election in Clacton. Worth a watch if you didn't see it before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61nNWo7yYfg #binface #countBinface #clacton

Count Binface - RHLSTP 543

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Thomas the Dank Engine @Erased_Citizen@cupoftea.social
· 3mo ago
Ok, brilliant. Someone I know has started selling model railway scale models of Count Binface #ModelRailway #CountBinface
Count Binface - Model Railway Figure | PhotograFix
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Count Binface - Model Railway Figure | PhotograFix

This item will be produced to order. As each product takes a long time to produce, orders may not be fulfilled for up to 12 weeks after the order date. Hand painted orders will take longer than unpainted orders. Please bear this in mind before ordering.   It's Bindependence Day! Count Binface has landed on your model railway...   10% of each sale will be donated to the Trussell Trust. www.trussell.org.uk   • 3D figure designed from scratch. • Highly detailed 3D resin print. • Available unpain

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Orde Saunders 🔟 @decadecity@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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My Count Binface mini arrived this morning, quick application of speed paints and a hair dryer later... https://www.troublemakergames.co.uk/product-page/count-binface-1 #CountBinface #MiniPainting
Count Binface | Troublemaker Games
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Count Binface | Troublemaker Games

By agreement with the human behind Count Binface,(https://twitter.com/CountBinface) we are able to bring you this 28mm "Heroic Scale" Miniature of the greatest parody politician in the post-truth universe!   £3 from each purchase of Count Binface will be donated to UK based NHS-supporting charities. (see our social media channels for donations we have made) Includes 25mm diameter plastic base.   We apologise that due to the very large rise in tin prices in recent months, we have had to put in a

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