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To be perfectly clear, I did pat the chin. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

"What do you mean this is the tray for hats and stuff? I'm soft and warm and I fit on your head." #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

"Festivity. Yay." #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

In which Stardust is annoyed that I'm interrupting her annoying Charleston. Charlie, for his part, is getting it from both sides. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

When you're a tortie, even the inside of your gaping eldritch maw is graceful. It's all about attitude. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

The void is vociferous. (He's fine, it's allergy meds time.) For all his complaining, neither the vet nor the techs could listen to his lungs because he wouldn't stop purring. He is large. He contains meowltitudes. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

Chilly days deserve snoozy cats. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

The cats declared that it was Worm Time and I was in no place to dispute this. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

Stardust has a severe case of Noodle Bones. The only treatment is extensive admiration. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

Oh to be a yawning tortie on a cozy chair. Also it's unofficially fall (despite still being summer-hot). Stardust's toe floof is growing in. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

Gesundheit, Charlie. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

In which the void remembers that he left the stove on. Or something. I don't know what goes on in his little head. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

The Tortie Menace is full of Opinions today. She also claimed Charlie's favorite morning nap spot this morning, which led to Charlie pointedly sulking at her when she wouldn't move. Sassy cat. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

Stealth. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

Today is the perfect day for air biscuits. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

A tangled tortie. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

My grandmother used to say that position is everything in life. As far as I know, she wasn't referring to cats, but still. Come on. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

Stardust: "I am the stoic, majestic queen of all creation." Also Stardust: this. She contains meowltitudes. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar