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Silly little fluff that likes to break computers and run servers<br />

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    search &amp;quot;land rover wheels&amp;quot; on FB marketplace shows me nothing but F150 wheelsYOU MOTHERFUCKERS HOW DO YOU MAKE SEARCH SO ASS KYS

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    damn why do all my 15+ year old SSDs with 10+ years of uptime keep dying on me

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    BIOS update broke laptop fan ​:swurl_sunglasses:​

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    how many web services kinda just run themselves and have had no one at the helm for years, running on a forgotten server somewhere

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    the most fun I&amp;#039;ve had is writing browser plugins for shitty websites to make them not so shitty

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    why is it in this day and age of instant communication no one feels obligated to follow up on ANYTHING&amp;quot;yeah I&amp;#039;ll get back to you in a week, bug me if I don&amp;#039;t&amp;quot; bug them after a week and a half &amp;quot;bro chill, I&amp;#039;m working on it&amp;quot;

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    GEE GEE NICE TRYin a match where no one was trying and the other team had 6 cheaters? sick of this positivity

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    I&amp;#039;m looking at Thinkpads can you actually fuck off please eBay

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    honestly I kinda want a M series macbook but I can&amp;#039;t justify buying one at the prices they&amp;#039;re at but if I&amp;#039;m to expand into iOS development I kind of need to using a hackintosh in a VM is about as much fun as smashing my penis with a big flat rock

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    what the fuck is wrong with pythonfags stop using this shit ass language for stuff it&amp;#039;s not foryeah check out my backend infrastructure, it&amp;#039;s written in MATLAB

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    old lapfox tracks are mixed so loud holy shit

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    w-what is it? RE: https://mastodon.social/users/NoveltyBot/statuses/116603491257791912

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    I just got and ad that was likeDo you want to 3D print your own bar of soap? SOAP FILAMENT no why the fuck would I want to do that, that&amp;#039;s retarded

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    everyone I know with a bsky has turned into a weird pervert

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    turns out servers have better performance when the CPU fan works go figure

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    Orion Browser is actually getting pretty usable, I like it

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    @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @nierenstein@poa.st @WoodshopHandman@poa.st @mint@ryona.agency @bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar Osu also fucked up a bunch of people

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    jfc they&#39;re outsourcing fucking SUICIDE HOTLINES TO FUCKING INDIA &quot;uhh sar the AI translates for us and gives sentiment analysis&quot;

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    @zonk@shitposter.world is it cool and have you put gay stickers on it yet

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    @Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co @protos@tsundere.love she is cute I will protect her

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    @zonk@shitposter.world is he foreign

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    @zonk@shitposter.world wow gen z just doesn&#39;t give a shit IG

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    ban India from the internet NOW

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