Russell Garner
rgarner@mastodon.social
<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ruby" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Ruby</span></a>, drums, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/synth" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>synth</span></a>, cats, unions, bicycles, ADHD, flippancy.</p><p>Not a hot-swappable labor spigot.</p>
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It's "revved up like a deuce" in case you, like me, were thinking "wrapped up like a douche" #totp
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When Al Yankovic covers a Cliff song he goes by Normal Al Yankovic #totp #Fact
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Cliff is "learning reggae" for his Christmas song, but don't worry, there's still time for Trump to trigger a nuclear mass extinction event #totp
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MATE. The 70s called, they want their lapels b–right, no, sorry, carry on #totp
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Why is that man's organ so wobbly? #CarryOn #Totp
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They didn't cut before the fill at the end though, RIP Frank Beard #totp
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This was on Now That's What I Call Music 4, which to my mind may or may not have been the best of them I can't actually remember and just Googled it. Unless we recorded it off the radio #totp
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TWO Oberheim OB-Xa's, that's just greedy #totp
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Billy Ocean is from Romford #totp
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"When the drummer farted at breakfast in the hotel we'd give his cymbals to the keyboardist" #totp
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LEEDS, LEEDS ARE FALLING APART AGAIN #totp #lufc
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Boys, those nuts were 32Nm overtorqued and his girl is now in a critical condition, I'll need you to come with me #totp
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So we've had Placebo, Adam Ant, Marilyn, The Cure, Limahl, Boy George, Duran Duran, and L'Oreal shares are up 6.8% #totp
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PLAY THE CURE YOU BASTsorry no look stream was behind you're LOVELY sorry no please don't g– #totp
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Replying to a #totp thing to find it's a fucking brid.gy account
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They found one more and then did that power ranger thing and combined into deadmau5 #totp
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Aw man even Musical Youth had a Prophet-5 #totp
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BANGER! By which I mean, stuff a seasonal banger up each of their arses, it is no less than they deserve #totp
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Anyone else want to confess that they sort of like Rock DJ? #totp
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When you're finished with these jeans you can just post someone a letter with their address in the window #totp
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They should hold a blindfolded concert where one stage has Placebo and the other has The Cure and they don't tell the audience which is which #totp #NotMyJokeButDon'tHaveTheProvenanceSorry
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I've said it before and I'll say it again I keep expecting Savage Garden to be a form of death or black metal and am repeatedly disappointed when I am reminded of what they actually sound like #totp
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I will quite happily watch even BoyZone over fucking Moloko #totp
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#FuckRoisinMurphy #totp (muting this track)
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Bluesky has gone down so my #totp bangers are arriving several minutes late over here
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As Alex Andreou is saying elsewhere: "Spare a thought for Elon Musk, who sunk half a billion into this, and still couldn't get a Republican elected. In Texas. 😂"
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I'm sorry did this really happen? Sid Owen? Cliff Richard is also "learning reggae" for Christmas. All the computers in the world are being hacked by other computers, and the planet is on fire. I don't really know where I'm going with this #totp
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Oh no, RIP Margaret Hamilton https://news.mit.edu/2026/margaret-hamilton-computing-pioneer-dies-1007
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Any clues as to what Linx's #totp #synth is here?
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