Jello Bea Arthur 🎃
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<p>Crone to the bone. Old ass punk who’s seen some shit.</p><p>Devout Absurdist. Honorary drag queen. Charm school dropout. Lives in a house made of chocolate. Warped but still plays. <br />she/her</p><p>30 years in NYC. NY State lifer.<br />Worked at Lee’s Mardi Gras Boutique. IYKYK</p><p>Safe space unless you’re a dickhead.</p>
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#AlternateFridayMusic #vitriol #music I'm late to this party but I didn't see this one out there yet. The Fall - Black Monk Theme Part I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu7-U1v2J1w
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Growing up, I didn't have a robot to ask when I didn't know something. I had my mom. She always knew the answers because she had read all about them in books, and she remembered them with her very own brain. It was a super effective system that did not require upgrades and used only a small amount of water and the occasional diet cola.
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#JukeboxFridayNight #Waiting #musicThe Wonder Stuff - 30 Years In The Bathroom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS2AA27i0Ag
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#JukeboxFridayNight #Waiting #music Sinéad O'Connor - Jackie (Lyrics) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3kSzNoQMiM
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@AncTreat5358@lgbtqia.space I had some right from the oven but I’ll pass on the vegan butter, thanks. I could die tomorrow and I’d regret that.
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How many lemon drops in a lemon ocean?
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Zucchini bread is a vegetable.
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Open faced avocado sandwich with diced Vidalia onions, a blend of Swiss and Gruyere cheeses, salt, pepper, and a dash of toasted cumin on French bread under the broiler until lightly browned. 😋 #food
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If you're in your70s or 80s and all you have to show for it is perfectly grey hair, well done and also fuck off.
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The explosive diarrhea epidemic needs a name. Too bad Operation Epic Fury was already taken.
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Doesn’t matter what country or organization, this is what I think of whenever I see a flag.
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It’s alway a pleasure to break out the Bette Davis meme.
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I used to enjoy dystopian fiction, but I’m over it due to the sheer abundance of dystopian reality.
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Me: Is it weird that I’ve developed a crush on Tom Jones? Him: I think it’s weird that you didn’t already have one.
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Fireworks? Pffft! Bring back lawn darts, ya pussies.
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RE: https://aoir.social/@aram/116816542188979880 We’ve officially reached the “Nixon was fine, actually” phase of fascist gaslighting.
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Valley Of the Dal #AppetizersABook #HashTagGames
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The Red Badge of Courgette #AppetizersABook #HashTagGames
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Calamari Jane #AppetizersABook #HashTagGames
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Focaccia In the Rye #AppetizersABook #HashTagGames
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@revoluciana@chaosfem.tw I have a friend who doesn’t cook but he can toast a bagel. He eats a lot of hummus and pizza. He gets soup at CoreLife Eatery. I think Chipotle is also in the mix.
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My body is a temple (of doom).
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@Lorraine So heckin’ cute! I want my trees to be infested with them. Can you imagine a flock of them taking off at once?
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@WorkWithKirk I don’t know that one and I searched but I couldn’t find it. Affleck could play Mamdani in the biopic though.
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@nantucketlit Nice!
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Happy 4/20, y’all!
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My work ethic sucks. That’s why I’m so happy.
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I just ate my first slice of a Detroit style pizza. The crust was an inch and a half thick, and the cheese added nearly another inch. The components tasted good, but I’d have enjoyed it a lot more if they had spread it out to make a pair of decent pizzas. The results appear conclusive. I’m strictly a NY style 🍕 girl.
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@inthehands @ShiitakeToast @lisamelton Both of those make my jaw tighten, but not as much as expecially does. 😅
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The side ponytail is a bad girl hairdo. I don’t make the rules.