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  Some people may find this triggering.

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  *watches brainrot on phone* Hmm, enough of that. *watches brainrot on laptop*

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  "Man proudly bragging about how he gamed the system" is so cute in 2026. Oh, the dealer gave you such a big discount? You made out like a bandit on black Friday? You had everything fixed right before the extended warranty expired? You saved how much with that coupon code? You know a guy who can do this for half the price? Wow. Go you!

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  TIL orcas can't drink sea water. They have weak mammal kidneys that can't process so much salt. They get their water by eating seals. That's giving me great ideas for a new sports drink line...

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  You can have lap record. As a treat.

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  First blood!

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  @Eggfreckles@mastodon.mit.edu wow, I feel like this one can leave the shell

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  @gwenthefops@transfem.social love dem pronouns!

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  All these circuit breakers seem to have square drive slash flat head combination screws. Someone called this "square with wings". I cannot for the life of me find a driver that has the square and the wings. I do have the nifty Phillips/slotted combo drivers. They're great for wiring outlets. Is there someone who makes square/slotted combo drivers?

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  Walking around in public with cargo shorts and compression socks. Peak dating material, clearly I am not.

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  Why am I so agitated tonight? Just can't seem to calm down. Oh right, I don't do a drugs. That's probably why.

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  Watching Logan's Run, and I'm reminded that in the future all computers are made of dynamite. As a computer expert, I agree with this design philosophy.

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  @DenOfEarth yeah I think maybe 60 hours of work last week made me way more sedentary

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  @spottyfox Oh yes, hah very much so. Also, now I have to go look up "scotch broth" wth

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  I am a machine that turns [being cold] into [installing an alternator].

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  I know when people are helping me I have to be way less picky. I just don't know if I can ever not be "ruins $300 in lumber" picky.

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  I am just not sure where I went wrong. I'm not sick with anything, but there's a food clog in janus tube gamma. Is this the winter's reduction in fruits and veggies catching up with me? I've been eating salads and fiber and now I just feel *blugh*. Why can't my body just body? Anyway, don't google this, but some of you know what "impaction" is and mother gravy I do not need that again.

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  @xoagray Yeah it could be that my addiction to the internet is just so much worse than I think it is. The constant surveillance and the reality of having every bad moment potentially recorded for all time makes life truly a living nightmare. On the other paw, there's a resurgence in non-internet hobbies, sewing, stitching, welding, crafting. People really appreciating manual crafts or touching grass. For me, my best friends are all long distance. I'd be very different without them.

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  Oh, sauce! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_HBB5byJtI

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  There's no way I could go back in time and survive in the 70s or 80s. It is too critically depressing. Just not having internet would ruin me entirely. But the rest of the technology sucked ass too. And the food.

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  Some people always clamor for collective bargaining because they like the bargaining part and forget the collective part. If you want to go against the evils in government or large corporations, you really need to build a large support network first. You know, a union.

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  TIL that screen mesh finer than 20x20 squares per inch is sold as "No-See-Ums" screen. Because that's what you call tiny insects. I guess.

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  O, the irony of building a garage so I could do projects without being affected by weather. Only to hit an age where even the slightest damp day makes every joint in my body hurt. Not so much a complaint as much as it "just figures" lol

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  Going to enjoy the shit out of this lemon pound cake. For reasons.