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  The humor is in the irony of a guy famous for accepting that access to guns means society must have a tolerance for people getting killed by gun violence getting his throat blown out while discussing gun violence. The darkness is having no sympathy when you know you should be concerned another person was struck down by gun violence, but just laugh and say “fuck you Chuck, you reap what you sow”.

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  That ballroom isn’t going to tacky itself up.

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  Don’t DIY your IUD while getting a DUI or you might become an IED.

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  You get a copy of the coveted 1977 Topps Star Wars #207 

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  Post-nut clarity is not just for the straights. You can get PNC after fucking other dudes, or even after fucking one’s self.

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  Yeah. Yeah… Why is making Arby’s the butt of a joke so hilarious, and why is “beef” so snicker inducing? “Beef” 🤭

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  I mean, Motörhead was about as English as it gets. Do you have beef with them too?

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  Drivers are rude, such attitudes, but when I show my piece complaints cease. Something's odd… Feel like I'm God… You stupid-dumb-shit-goddamn-*MOTHERFUCKER!!!*

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  2 dogs, 2 cats, currently four chicks in a brooder in the back room, sage, palo santo, nag champa, paint. TBF, nobody knows because I hate having company but I assume that no matter how much I clean nor how often I open the windows it has a distinct smell.

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  The structure of this roof cap is exactly like the kind of telemetry tracker that NASA uses to identify dead pulsars in deep space. Cold-riveted girders…with cores of pure selenium.

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  You red-y for lucky number 69? Those to earn your wings.