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baardhaveland@snabelen.no

<p><a href="https://snabelen.no/tags/NorskTut" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NorskTut</span></a> &lt;3 🇳🇴</p><p>IT potatoe, meat popsicle, human kind ally, &#39;77 model, living in Oslo with wife, kid, and a small zoo.</p><p>Sometimes tooting in Norwegian!<br />Happily responding in English!</p><p>Please note:<br />- I&#39;m already married, and you&#39;re not my type!<br />- Yes, I know I&#39;m part of the problem!<br />- Do not engage me in human rights discussions before coffee!</p><p>Also:<br />If it looks like a human, moves like a human, talks like a human, and farts like a human, then <br />It<br />Deserves<br />Human<br />Rights!<br />🤗</p>

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    Venter på mamma på flyplassen! 🥰 #DogsOfMastodon #NorskTut

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    My dog says she ain&#39;t too impressed about my hunting skills. Now she&#39;s apparently trying to hide her food... with air. 🫣 #DagensLilleMy #DogsOfMastodon #NorskTut #Bulldog #EnglishBulldog #PetsOfMastodon #Pets

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    Føler meg lurt etter tilfeldig svipptur innom Normal forrige dagen..... De lovte solformørkelse 12/8, og jeg regna med de visste hva de snakket om siden de hadde tatt seg bryet med å trykke opp plakater og greier. I dag fant jeg ut at jeg må til Spania, Island, eller Grønland for å få det ned meg. Til nød Frankrike, England eller Svalbard... 🤦 #FML #NorskTut #Oslo #Solformørkelse #Eclipse #SolarEclipse

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    I did a thing! 🤗 (Filmed, edited, and published without leaving my hammock, because I&#39;m just that effective, even when lazy!) #Summer #NorskTut #Oslo #Norway #Bulldog #DagensLilleMy #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfBluesky

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    RE: https://flipboard.social/@ScienceDesk/116823510922599563 So, apparently #Yellowstone is beginning to rip Well... At least it was nice getting to know y&#39;all! 🤗 #ItsGonnaBlow #BoardTheRockets #PumpUpTheVolume #NextStopMars #NorskTut

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    Hva synes norsk politi om å benytte automatiske møtesammendrag av avhør som bevis i retten? ...for i #Derbyshire har dette vist seg å være veldig effektivt! (Litt FOR effektivt kanskje. Men man må jo alltid regne med litt svinn, lzm...) 🙄 &quot; Derbyshire Police has launched a criminal investigation and removed an officer from frontline duties over allegations of use of AI to &quot;create evidential material in a number of cases&quot; &quot; Ref https://bsky.app/profile/reporterrwright.ft....

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    All things considered (hangover included)... today hasn&amp;#39;t been too bad after all! 🤗 #HaveANiceDay #Kolonihage #Oslo #NorskTut #Allheimen

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    RE: https://mstdn.social/@Noortjevee/116636410911388335 I&amp;#39;m not standing behind absolutely everything said in this video, but enough of it to think YOU should absolutely check it out too! Both Americans and non-Americans! Btw... This video escalates, so buckle up! #NorskTut #Allheimen #Usa #America #Americans #Education #Stupidity

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    @kimlockhartga@beige.party Sure it&#39;s a good idea to track down the ones who left But the first two who died, got infected while traveling through places in South America were this virus is known to exist... How are the local residents and tourists in those areas doing these days? And what&#39;s being done there to stop the flow of humans for a while?

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    I know we&amp;#39;re supposed to hate Google here, but their Lens app for Android does have some advantages... 😅 #Mastodon #MastodonSocial #Scam #NorskTut #Allheimen

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    We&amp;#39;re visiting my mother this weekend. She has two cats. Our 7 yo English Bulldog has stolen their dry pellets which &amp;quot;someone&amp;quot; forgot to move away from the kitchen floor. Now she&amp;#39;s asleep in our bedroom, while farting a vivid spectrum of shiny bright colours. And I can&amp;#39;t sleep. I&amp;#39;m too worried about what will happen if one of those farts should sneak over and hit my cpap machine..... #DogsOfMastodon #Bulldog #NorskTut #Allheimen

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    @eivind I feel maybe we should, like... NOT focus too much on the fact that truth social is, let&#39;s say &quot;related&quot;, to Mastodon.... 😅

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    RE: https://social.afront.org/@spot/116449296446285451 A stranger approached me like that a few years ago! For real! ...but she was (mostly) referring to my dog... 🤦 Okay, I _may_ have tweeted &amp;quot;a few cute pictures&amp;quot; of my dog back when we adopted her. Also, English Bulldogs turned out to be way less common in my area than one would have guessed. Especially as cute as ours! 🥰 (Her signature crash pink raincoat may have been a clue also. Like, a tiny hint. Probably hardly rele...

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    #LouisRossman has a point! (Again...) We need to &quot;rebrand&quot; #AgeVerification so people actually understand why it&#39;s such a horrible idea! #InfoTech #NorskTut #Allheimen https://youtu.be/Xa3-TkHBh90

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    Øyh folks! I found a new hole on #YouTube! Let&amp;#39;s go look for rabbits! 🤗 #NorskTut #Allheimen https://youtu.be/JvGJoNkOiI0

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    @Lemmus ... også jeg som suger på nynorsk, da! 😅

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    &amp;quot;Banana for scale&amp;quot; reinvented! 😁 #YouTube #Veritasium #Radiation #Banana #NorskTut #Allheimen https://youtube.com/shorts/h2KFNdLqAiU

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    Noen vil sette pris på denne... Jeg VET dere er der ute! #Nynorsk #Oslo #Romsås #NorskTut #Allheimen