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  Moist balls. That’s the toot 🫣

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  NOT watching the football. Watching The Traitors US instead and, it’s the BEST!! 🥰🤗

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  It’s another sticky one in the UK tonight boys. Hope you sleep well with minimal ballsac to inner thigh discomfort! 😊

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  Will you look at the fucking size of that!! On the bedroom floor! 😱

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  Well. That took way longer than expected but, all done. Happy Aunt. And I’m back home to relax in joggers and hoodie and play Pokemon. Yay! :blobcat_coolparty:

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  If anyone was unsure what I babble on about with this saying, here is the OG 😂 https://youtu.be/AO2bdYJRZ4w?si=W51QzDXMS8OXSiFS

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  RE: https://aus.social/@joannaholman/116503737472607140 🥰

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  RE: https://mastodonapp.uk/@bbcnewsfeed/116385074822635806 🤗🙌

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  Hope you boys have had a great day. Back from London now and have been chilling with Pokémon ZA for a little bit, but glad to be home. Will be having a well deserved lay in in the morning and have planned a full English brunch. Got some levelling up to do for a short while, then heading off 😘

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  @seatek@hard.blue Well and truly! 😤🤣

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  Forgot to share for comparison… sleeping away from home not in my own bed, late night, and booze…

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  @seatek@hard.blue hahaha good luck buddy. You’re gonna smash it! 😂

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  @billzismyname@queer.cool well, you know, you are now officially an influencer so, I think I should look into your recommendation… 😂😂😂

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  @Lewie_Kong@retro.pizza Same!

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  And we are go!! Full English brunch in prep.. Juicy fat sausages, bacon, fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, and hash browns… should be ready in about 20 minutes :pig_drool:

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  Ooooh so I’ve downloaded the new version of Ivory for iPhone. This is a bit weird… :blobcat_dizzy:

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  🫶 You guys are so 🥰🤩 https://toot.wales/@MikeInTheGarden/116308921356377779

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  @leyths@mastodon.world Living their best life. Good for her! 🤩🥳

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  @losttourist@social.chatty.monster I personally have no issue with this. If a pub owner wants to promote an adult only pub, then that will appeal to customers who want to go for a quiet drink without kids running around. There’s plenty of choice elsewhere for those with kids 🤷‍♂️

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  Starting Saturday with a BANGER! #Loreen https://youtu.be/nsmHMzmxjzE?si=ryB05F3yNJmwEjOL

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  Well, having had a lovely evening of playing retro Pokemon (FireRed) on the Switch, it’s time for bed. Nite all. #nintendo #switch #pokemon 🫶