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<p>I&#39;m Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz 🪊/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams &amp; elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 55 years, Sharon. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Dadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/OneLiners" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>OneLiners</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Bostonsports" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Bostonsports</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/EarlyJazz" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>EarlyJazz</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Museums" class="mention hash

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    Walking through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I&#39;m reminded to not always trust Google Maps!l

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    Fellow Citizens, I found the perfect palindrome for today: Rise to vote, Sir!

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    I&amp;#39;ve been creating a weight loss program with AI. I have named it ChatGLP-1.

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    &amp;quot;I lost the stand to hold up my canvas,&amp;quot; Wesley added uneasily.

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    Tofu sandwich at the game: Not Dog.

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    &amp;quot;Tuba or not tuba - flat is the question.&amp;quot;

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    Elke Sommer? R.I.P.

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    Patrick Stewart? R.I.P

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    Omelette you finish.

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    Two balloons floating over the desert: &amp;quot;Watch out for that cactus.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;What cactussssssss?&amp;quot;

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    She has always stood by me through thick and thin. We only owned one chair.

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    What do you get eating 3.14 slices of cake a day? Diabetes ...

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    &amp;quot;Ever put an orange slice in your beer?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Once in a Blue Moon.&amp;quot;

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    Don Quixote&amp;#39;s wind mill was a big fan of metal.

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    Just finished &amp;quot;Have a Spook-tacular and Eerie-sistable Day&amp;quot; by Sam Hane.

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    Animal most likely to get something exhibited in a museum: Aartvark.

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    Spandex axed naps.

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    Good song when looking for rocks and minerals: &amp;quot;Sedimental Journey.&amp;quot;

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    The thyme is cumin for spice puns.

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    The young pepper mill got grounded.

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    Conductors impart sound advice.

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    After I order something from the TV, I party like it&amp;#39;s $19.99 ...

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    Saturn puns have a nice ring to them.

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    Pam to her fruit monger: &quot;You drive me bananas&quot;

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    &quot;I appreciate this opportunity for a lengthy exchange of business ideas but I&#39;m very, very busy right now.&quot;

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    Go demand a bad name, Dog!

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    Only you can prevent florist Friars

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    People who hid valuables under the floorboards must have loved the arrival of wall-to-wall carpets.

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    One-Word Horror Story: Monday.

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    If you sucked playing brass, that might have been the problem.