2026-10-27 18:35 UTC
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@tacoplease@lemmy.world 2026-10-28 05:18
Donald Trump is a super pedophile. Donald Trump is a super pedophile. Donald Trump is a super pedophile. Donald Trump is a super pedophile. Donald Trump is a super pedophile. Am I doing this right? I’m just artificially intelligent.
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@ramble81@lemmy.zip 2026-10-27 22:25
The moment someone says “supreme intelligence” unironically is the moment I know they’re a MAGA bootlicker.
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@areakode@riskeratspizza.com 2026-10-28 02:11
Could we replace our leader with Artificial Intelligence? It isn’t intelligent either, but at least it doesn’t want us all to die for the shareholder value to rise!
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@Tattorack@lemmy.world 2026-10-28 06:25
Oh good. Because it was never AI to begin with. It’s just an algorithm. Long, up jumped algorithm with a ridiculous amount of permutations, but just an algorithm all the same.
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@tauonite@lemmy.world 2026-10-28 06:27
Intelligence is relative. No wonder Trump thinks AI is super
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@GreenBean@lemmy.today 2026-10-28 06:45
That just might be impetus for that neck tattoo I’ve been putting off.
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@YragNitram1956@feddit.uk 2026-10-28 07:33
‘The most uneducated buffoon in history stands at a podium, bloated with self-importance, lips pursed like a carnival barker ready to sell turd milk to the unsuspecting. He grins a grotesque smirk stretched across his face as he scrawls his name onto a hollow decree, a sham celebration of the dismantling of knowledge itself. The Department of Education falls, not with a bang, but with wheezing verbs, suffocated under the weight of his own staggering ignorance. Surrounding him are the usual suspects: cowards in expensive suits, servile sycophants clapping like trained seals, and racist opportunistic ghouls picking clean the bones of democracy. Liars, fools, and thieves all parasites fattening themselves on the hardships of the many. They stand in rigid formation, dead-eyed and soulless, their allegiance sworn not to country, not to principle, but to power, and the dark, festering rot that clings to it. And there he is the convicted wrong, the living embodiment of septic tank spew, his voice a noxious fog of grift and grievance. He lectures the world on right and wrong, irony clawing at the walls, desperate to escape the grotesque theatre of his moral void. The stomach turns, the air curdles, and for a moment, history itself recoils watching, in horror, as the great American experiment teeters on the precipice, led by a man who couldn’t spell “precipice” if his life depended on it.’
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@wheres_frank@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-10-28 07:39
This bitch just loves renaming things.
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@SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2026-10-28 07:54
Frankly, I am going to just assume the worst of any American AI company that cooperates with the Trump Regime. Use models like Apertus, DeepSeek, or Qwen. At this point, one can only assume some mixture of malice, stupidity, and blind greed from American industries.
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@ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 2026-10-27 19:42
Look, I know we’ve all said it a lot, especially over the last couple years… But come on: this is a fucking Onion headline and you can’t convince me otherwise.
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@opus86@lemmy.today 2026-10-29 01:38
That’ll bring the gas prices down. Fucking clown.