I couldn't stick with #monsterdon double feature. Not even tasteful* nudity could get me to watch any more of that. Thanks as always to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for giving us the opportunity to do this to ourselves once a week, @JoeWynne@mstdn.plus for the weekly libations, @LuciaG@wandering.shop for the bingo and @miru@social.miyaku.media for bringing us a double feature and backup streaming! We saw: - The two extreme ends of Sword and Sandal badness as defined by the MPAA ratings system. - recycled deathstalker II footage. you can tell from II because of the boys' halter tops. - (Gulfax Grunts) - Time Travelling Expy Mike Nelson - The Dune/Star Wars mashup in nobody's AO3 folder, - Grigora Samsova: Assassin for hire - "Well Flirting for Beginners" Starring David Carradine, for Coronet Pictures - Some of the best film sets since before the local Renfaire pulled their standups out of storage and put a fresh coat of paint on for this season - So very tired Drauger, the most relatable character(s) in any Monsterdon we've ever seen -(Gulfax grunts)