Aside from triggering eye bleed, the official Ubuntu advice DOESN'T EVEN WORK. 🤦‍♂️ Why? Whatever tech stack they used to get this wall of text to their victims, Ubuntu ended up publishing commands to run that use SMART QUOTES. $ echo ‘include ”/etc/cve-2026-98432.nft”’ ‘include ”/etc/cve-2026-98432.nft”’