2026-10-27 07:21 UTC
Everybody’s gangsta until you’ve got splinters in your genitals…
Replies (3)
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@WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2026-10-27 08:22
But it was impossible to resist such a big woodie!
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@benderbeerman@lemmy.world 2026-10-28 03:43
“I won’t tell anyone you got splinters in your ass if you don’t tell anyone my dog has a wooden dick” Wasn’t elementary school fun?
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@ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 2026-10-27 18:21
I said this once while extremely fucked up and proceeded to have the single least gangsta day of my entire life and ended up in jail. At the time I was about it, but alcoholism won that round. Edit: not the genitals part