2026-11-11 10:29 UTC
🙈 Bloomberg: Putin’s close ally Mikhail Kovalchuk is overseeing research into extending human lifespan using more than 7,000 primates, including elderly monkeys aged over 30.
Scientists at Russia’s Kurchatov Institute are studying aging through biological, vascular and brain analyses.
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@VikingChieftain@mstdn.social 2026-11-11 11:56
@MAKS23@mastodon.social Hey, Putin! I heard that taking a few cyanide pills will make you live longer. If you pair that with a shot to the temple from your Makarov, you're guaranteed to live forever. Well, at least in people's minds.