2026-10-20 20:09 UTC
Replies (40)
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@spittingimage@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 20:14
Alphonse Bentley McChicken.
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@TheMadIrishman@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-20 20:14
Hingle McCringleberry
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@PonyOfWar@pawb.social 2026-10-20 20:15
Slartibartfast
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@MystValkyrie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-20 20:16
If it’s a boy: Doug Damage. If it’s a girl: Doug Damage.
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@kaitco@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 20:16
Kiddie McKiddington Chile Childers Wehadababy Itsaboy
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@marzhall@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 20:16
Whatever month they were conceived in. When they ask why it’s not the month they were born in, you can tell them “we liked how it sounded” until they’re old enough for the truth to be a tempting punishment. Also, congratulations.
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@DrBob@lemmy.ca 2026-10-20 20:19
Girl: Strychnine Microflora. Boy: Gaylord Perry Jr. Puppy: Butters.
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@Duchess@piefed.linenoise.vip 2026-10-20 20:22
Bilbo
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@BCsven@lemmy.ca 2026-10-20 20:23
I’m partial to the Welsh, Taran for a boy or Bronwyn for a girl.
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@csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2026-10-20 20:23
Anything that is gender-neutral, just to cover the bases in the future
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@Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 2026-10-20 20:29
You can also choose multiple names. In our family we have one name each with the first letter of the parents name. First name got mother side last name reference becaune we got the last name of our father. I think 4 names is good because its more unusual while still being manageable & gives options as the first name is always hated.
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@i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 2026-10-20 20:33
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar Clem Fandango Aurora Dave
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@MeatballMam@lemmy.zip 2026-10-20 20:39
Brother of the Unlost. Witness to the End Times.
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@ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 20:40
Abu Tamim Ma’ad al-Mu’izz li-Din Allah
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@DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 20:40
Velvalee.
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@crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2026-10-20 20:42
pichael
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@TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 20:43
Hope. Because, they’ll need it.
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@rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-20 20:45
If I have kids (doubtful) I would probably use a name from Trek. Some of my favorite names: Jadzia Kira Geordi Solais/Riva Dal Chakotay Although I like the name Miles, I don’t want to subject my child to a lifetime of suffering
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@TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-10-20 20:46
I’m partial to Chalupa Batman.
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@mannycalavera@feddit.uk 2026-10-20 20:48
Child
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@Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-20 20:51
My old boss had a dog named “deeohgee”, literally dog spelled out. He also had a daughter named “Katie”, which was him compromising with the mother as he wanted to name her “Ka’idee” (kid spelled out…).
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@thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 21:00
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@NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 21:04
Mephiston, Lord of Death
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@Stormy@thelemmy.club 2026-10-20 21:10
Wolf no matter the gender
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@ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 2026-10-20 21:11
The beautiful legendary Norwegian name: Guttorm
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@DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 21:11
Meta Spacex
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@SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-10-20 21:15
better !askouija@lemmy.world
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@Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-10-20 21:16
You know how it goes when you ask the online collective: Kiddy McKidface
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@TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-20 21:28
Green eyes: Jasmine Brown eyes: Sandy
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@NonconfrontationaI@lemmy.ml 2026-10-20 21:31
Mozfart
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@fubarx@lemmy.world 2026-10-20 21:30
Dee-nice and A-aron: youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw
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@blkvvvs@lemmy.zip 2026-10-20 21:33
Daniel Jackson
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@grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-10-20 21:38
first name: (boys) Lawrence, Marcus, Anthony, John/Jon(athan), Joe/Joseph, Zak/Zach(ariah; for non abbreviated), Sam(uel) first name: (girls) Clara, Ainsley, Kelly, Vicky/Victoria, Audrey, Tanya/Tonya (depends on what region y’all are from), twins: Terra (or Gaia)/Luna thats all I’ve got. good luck, future dad.
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@helix@feddit.org 2026-10-20 22:11
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Or Luca. It’s gender neutral.
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@itsworkthatwedo@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-20 22:16
Fiona Ivy
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@snek_boi@lemmy.ml 2026-10-20 22:33
I think I read somewhere that names can open up doors. So you could choose two paths: Choose a name that makes their life easier. I suppose these would be names that reflect contemporary idealized identities. Choose a name that makes their life harder. Fight the system. Prove you can survive even with a name that doesn’t reflect contemporary idealized identities.
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@blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-20 22:46
ebony dark’ness dementia raven way
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@ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 2026-10-20 23:06
If you’re serious, it could be a good idea to state which country/part of the world you’re in.
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@vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-20 23:14
Kiddy McKidface
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@Fleppensteijn@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-20 23:22
Bort