2026-11-02 18:21 UTC
For someone who’s supposedly super-rich, super-popular with women, and has access to numerous actual sex slaves … why does he need to jerk himself off in the morning? He can’t find anyone willing to do it for him?
Fuck, man. I’m dirt poor and socially awkward, and my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real ‘alpha’?
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@TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2026-11-02 18:55
my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real ‘alpha’? I think according to the Romans your girlfriend would be the alpha? If I’m remembering correctly I think it was looked down upon to be receiving sexual favors, but not giving sexual favors? So I vote your girlfriend is the alpha.