I genuinely think i_need_your_bones is right on this one. This doesn’t seem like a serious tweet, it seems like a joke. They are effectively saying “I really want to have zero-contact with my boss but my boss keeps ruining it by talking to me” It’s a joke that they either hate their boss, or they would like to just slack off at work and not do any work - and so they never talk to the boss on purpose but the boss keeps talking to them. Obviously your boss talking to you is a normal part of being your boss and that’s why it’s funny.